Springtime is for Corpses
Deathproof, bitches.
Watch it or GTFO

Deathproof, bitches.

Watch it or GTFO

northfury:

In Norse mythology, a valkyrie (from Old Norse valkyrja ”chooser of the slain”) is one of a host of female figures who decide who falls and dies in battle. Selecting among half of those who die in battle (the other half go to the goddess Freyja’s afterlife field Fólkvangr), the valkyries bring their chosen to the afterlife hall of the slain, Valhalla, ruled over by the god Odin. There, the deceased warriors become einherjar. When the einherjar are not preparing for the events of Ragnarök, the valkyries bear them mead. Valkyries also appear as lovers of heroes and other mortals, where they are sometimes described as the daughters of royalty, sometimes accompanied by ravens, and sometimes connected to swans or horses.

northfury:

In Norse mythology, a valkyrie (from Old Norse valkyrja ”chooser of the slain”) is one of a host of female figures who decide who falls and dies in battle. Selecting among half of those who die in battle (the other half go to the goddess Freyja’s afterlife field Fólkvangr), the valkyries bring their chosen to the afterlife hall of the slain, Valhalla, ruled over by the god Odin. There, the deceased warriors become einherjar. When the einherjar are not preparing for the events of Ragnarök, the valkyries bear them mead. Valkyries also appear as lovers of heroes and other mortals, where they are sometimes described as the daughters of royalty, sometimes accompanied by ravens, and sometimes connected to swans or horses.

scrollofthoth:

Loki is NOT Thor’s brother and I refuse to see the crappy-ass Avengers because of this shit. Read a fucking real book instead of a comic book sometimes, okay?

scrollofthoth:

Loki is NOT Thor’s brother and I refuse to see the crappy-ass Avengers because of this shit. Read a fucking real book instead of a comic book sometimes, okay?

So new dude at work is a great person to talk to.

Only person I can discuss homoerotic feelings for someone else. No judgement.

Love it

Like a giant weight off my chest

god: hey baby
god: did it hurt
god: when you fell from heaven?
satan: you're a fucking dick
speakingofchloe:

Gargoyles by ~AvonArt
grall:

Divinity corrupted - by Beralin

I have been waiting to see some kind of Diablo pr0n 

grall:

Divinity corrupted - by Beralin

I have been waiting to see some kind of Diablo pr0n 

A list compiled from various people on why I am odd/strange/a freak
  • I’m white and like rap
  • I’m nerdy looking and love black metal
  • I’m nerdy looking and have a nipple piercing
  • I’m nerdy looking and I have tattoos
  • I use 70’s slang
  • I’m into the occult
  • I read tarot cards
  • I smoke hookah
  • I love graveyards
  • Can’t stop loving Elizabeth Bathory
  • I have a desire to own a human skull
  • Laugh at gore
  • I use to be in a coven
  • I don’t care that much for sex
  • I want to work in a funeral home
  • Being South African/German
  • I want to learn how to play a sitar

I dunno, seems legit to me